Barcie, did
you think that using “whippet” as a password would keep your laptop secure?
Geez, how stupid do you think I….Never mind.
I’m determined to increase readership on this blog. A bunch of ramblings about “the book I just read” and the vacations she took is not gonna cut it.
I’m determined to increase readership on this blog. A bunch of ramblings about “the book I just read” and the vacations she took is not gonna cut it.
So, let’s
turn to a topic of real importance to all you canines out there: food.
Now, we usually have to depend on the
whims of our owners when it comes to getting a snack. But, with my one- track
mind, my long legs and a lot of hard work, I have managed to overcome this limitation.
I call my technique “Grab Groceries
and Go.” Now, humans like to leave food
in the refrigerator, a sort of large metal box with a tight fitting door. That
set-up I have yet to crack. But I've had much more luck with that other location for leaving
food: the counters.
I have
made quite a career out of retrieving all sorts of food items off the counter.
And I have quite the delicate touch! Like the time when I moved a glass cake
pan to the floor and removed the cake without breaking the pan.
Next blog: I will spill my secrets and describe my many culinary conquests.