Dear Readers,
Like most of you I've endured all the winter I can take. The temperature is so frigid I haven't even circled the block in weeks!
I've been trying to hibernate during this long cold and snowy season, but that is just wishful thinking. We have to go outside night and day to potty. The wind whistles around our ears, our skinny legs quiver while squatting in freezing temperatures. Kobe and I have stomped out a little icy arena in the corner of the snow heaped lawn.
We haven't seen the earth in months. Kobe and I want to suggest going on Spring Break, although frankly we lack both any jobs or school attendance from which to need a break.
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But, just the other day I came across a great product. It's called the Porch Potty Premium. It's a box with a patch of faux grass where a dog can tinkle (see right).
A way to use the necessary at room temperature!
Now to alert the humans to this great idea. So, I tore out the page, chewed around the ad and dropped it at their feet. Without verbal communication skills I had to try alternatives (pointed glances, snorting, cheek puffing and beseeching looks.)
For now we are stuck hopping over poopsicles and dodging freezing rain. Spring better be on the way!
Toodles, Barcelona
